Dear Jarvis,
Why can't everyman dress as dapper as you?
Lanky lanky dandy man - I do believe vintage blazers were made just for you.
And that eccentric charm of yours- makes a rumpled saville row suit feel completely at home.
Yes truly there ought to be more dapper dandy gents out there - don't be afraid of a jacket and tie boys!
Take if from Jarvis, there needn't be anything stuffy or uptight about it.
